Excuse me sir, mind if I take a seat?

Excuse me sir, do you have a face I can seat on ?

Excuse me sir, I think you’re in my seat!

Excuse me sir, I think you’re in my seat!

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken

Excuse me sir, I think you’re in my seat

Excuse me Sir. Any room for me to have a seat please?

Oh hey! Any room for me to have a seat?

Excuse me sir, can I seat on your face?

Excuse me sir! Is this seat taken..No? Wonderful😍

Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

Excuse me sir could you be so kind to let me use your face as