Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on :)

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Who offers his face as my seat? 😈

Excuse me sir, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, is your face busy?😊

Excuse me sir. I must know- shaved or hairy pussy..

I like your face, may I take a seat?

Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

i need to take a seat..lap or face

Can I use your face as my seat