Hey little bro, Happy Birthday! Come to get a lap dance from

Oh hey Roomate ! I wanted to get your opinion on my outfits.

Oh look, this seat is reserved with my name on it

Oh hey, made room for you on my bed

Excuse me Sir. Any room for me to have a seat?

It was a warm summer day as I was in my room, but as I look outside

You'd think you little nerds would have learned to stay out of

Your brother was obsessed with magic so you got him a book for

Oh hey good morning. May I take a seat on your face? Kinda wanna

Oh hey…. Did you take a wrong turn onto my room

Oh hey there, looks like I found my seat

I woke up with a boner. My brother’s boner specifically. He