YNNF because yours will scar you for life.

YNNF because yours don't listen to you. Ever!

YNNF because yours will get you in trouble with your wife when

YNNF because yours suck at pranks

YNNF because yours are always breaking your concentration when

YNNF because yours will talk you into doing some dumb shit.

YNNF because yours will burn your house down.

YNNF because your friends are little to know help when you need

YNNF because yours will drag you down with them

YNNF because yours can't take a joke.

YNNF because yours take revenge too far

YNNF because yours will die young when they don't listen to you.