YNNF yours will are sure to make a bad situation even worse.

YNNF because yours will scar you for life.

YNNF because yours don't listen to you. Ever!

YNNF because yours will get you in trouble with your wife when

YNNF because yours are always breaking your concentration when

YNNF because yours will talk you into doing some dumb shit.

YNNF because yours will burn your house down.

YNNF because yours will drag you down with them

YNNF because yours would bet you away on a game of cards

YNNF because yours are absolutely no help when you need it the

YNNF because yours will die young when they don't listen to you.

In the far, dystopian future, a brutal regime known as The Matriarchy