May I take a seat on your face?

looks like your face is empty, can I take a seat?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Let's pretend your face is my favourite lounge seat

From my POV, your face looks like a great seat

Where should I take a seat? your face or dick 😉

your face will make the perfect seat ;)

This seat is uncomfortable, I want to sit on your face instead

Can I have a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me, but may I use your face as a seat

will you let this muslim girl have a seat on your face?

Your face should be my seat