good morning sir! may I take a seat on your face? 🍑

Can I take a seat on your face sir?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on

Your face looks comfy, may I take a seat?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat

May I sit on your face sir?

I need a seat , prepare your face

Excuse me sir, can a ginger use your face as a seat?

Excuse me sir could you be so kind to let me use your face as