May I use your face as a seat?

May I take a seat?

May I have a seat on u :p

May I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks comfy, may I take a seat?

May I have a seat next to you at the cinema?

may i take a seat?

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

May I have this seat? ;)

It may look like I enjoy this, but I don’t. I definitely like

Come take a seat, I promise you'll enjoy it

May I have a seat on your face?