Excuse me sir… May I borrow your face for a minute?

Excuse me, sir... May I borrow your face for a minute? 😜

Excuse me, can I use your face as my personal seat?

Hmmm your face looks like a good seat! May I ride it?

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?

May I seat on your face ;)

Excuse me, you face looks so comfortable... May I seat?

May I use your face as a seat?

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me, but may I use your face as a seat

Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

May I have a seat on your face