Can I seat on your face?

what if we, aha, used your face as a seat?

may I take a seat on your face sir

Mind if I use your face as a seat?

I'll grab a seat right on your face

Let me take a seat on your face

Your face is my perfect seat

your face looks like it would make the perfect seat

is your face available for me to take a seat on? ;)

Your face will always be my favorite seat

lost my seat! could I use your face instead? <3

your face wants to be my favorite seat