what if we, aha, used your face as a seat?

may I take a seat on your face sir

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Your face is my new seat

I'll grab a seat right on your face

Your face is my perfect seat

Let me take a seat on your face

roses are red chocolate is sweet your face will forever be my

your face looks like it would make the perfect seat

Your face will always be my favorite seat

your face wants to be my favorite seat

Can I borrow your face as my seat?