As long as I’m not stroking it then it’s totally straight

Its not gay at all... you’re just helping me with my squats

Helping your bro is totally straight in my eyes

“Don’t worry bro, this is totally straight! I just need some

Don't worry bro, it's totally straight cause I'm wearing your

Me and my bro always love challenging each other and when we

Remember bro, it's totally straight as long as you cum inside

"You put on that black dress and I fuck you with this BBC. Sounds

Look dude, the gym is closed, and I gotta keep up my squats.

Bro.. it’s totally straight if you just lay back and relax

Me, a totally straight bro, five minutes after my bud takes out

If phone sex counts as sex, and threesomes are never gay then