(Discord - pitchpurple) It's gonna be totally fine as long as

As long as I don’t touch it this is totally straight right

As long as I don’t lick it this will be totally straight bro

how could stroking your this be gay bro? futa it’s straight

Remember bro, it's totally straight as long as you cum inside

Don't be a part of the problem. It's totally not gay to get your

i'm totally straight as long as you don't ask about what happens

Relax bro cumming like this is totally straight as long as you

Me, a totally straight bro, five minutes after my bud takes out

If phone sex counts as sex, and threesomes are never gay then

What do you mean she didn't let you cum inside? Let's fix that

Remember bro... it's straight as long as we don't cum... w-wait,