Your mom was supposed to pick you up from school but instead,

They said I could be anything I wanted so I became a Fleshlight.

Who said nurses aren’t naughty too

Throwing it back like a food fight!

Did you hear mexican food is spicy? Come and taste it

I wanted to go as link for Halloween but I didn't have the money

What's more important: shape or size?

Which would you pick?

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My bully said he'd stop if I let him fuck me in front of my husband

My friend said they’re too big

Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmmm. He does know how to make a hotwife feel