It happened again. You finally bring a girl home, and your mom

You and your girl were supposed to go to a party together, but

Your mom had to guess which player on the football team she was

I was going to tease you with this sweater but that didn’t

Your mom was supposed to meet you 30 mins ago but your mom won't

Mommy picks you up from school and notices you haven't drank

Your daughter was supposed to be at studying for her big exam.

You ask your mom's help to take care of your pregnant wife while

Do you want me to pick you up from work like this?

My niece & her friend spent the weekend at my house and on monday

Mommy's here to pick you up from class

It’s a shame you fell asleep, good thing your bully was able