Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR not to worry...I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

I don't know why HR's worried...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under

If HR knew about my employee retention strategies, I'd be fucked