If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked...

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under

Tell HR not to worry...I've got employee retention under control

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Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

I don't know why HR's worried...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under