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My ex didn't eat my ass, so I left him.
SweetBoobies by CalculatingRapidity
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Left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.
I left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.
No longer with my ex, he wouldn't eat my ass.
I left my ex because he wouldn't eat ass, is that you?
Are you an ass-eater? My ex wasn't and I left.
I left my ex for his reluctance to eat ass, are you in?
My ex left because he didn't want to eat my ass, will you?
i only date guys who eat ass