Left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

I left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

My ex didn't eat my ass, so I left him.

I left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

Left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

My ex didn't eat my ass, so I left him.

I left my ex because he wouldn't eat ass, is that you?

I left my ex for his reluctance to eat ass, are you in?

My ex left because he didn't want to eat my ass, will you?

My ex wouldn’t eat ass, but I know you won’t let me down!

My ex wouldn’t eat ass, but I know you won’t let me down!

is it bad i left my ex because he didn't eat my ass?