Mind if I took a seat on your face?

Is your face a comfy seat?

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

Can I take a seat on your face 🧡

Can I use your face as my seat?

It’s your face busy or I can seat?

Mind if I take a seat on your face ;)

His face is my favorite seat in the house [MF]

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

letting me sit on your face could be dangerous

Your face = my seat