I hope you don’t mind but I’m going to use your face as a

My ass needs a seat! Is your face free?

I’ll seat on your face

My huge ass wants to seat on your face

I need a seat! Is your face free?

Your view right before I take a seat on your face

Your face is the perfect seat

I could really use your face like a seat 💺 🍑

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

I wanna use your face as a seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat for my jiggly ;)

Gimme a seat on your face!