It’s only every once in a while, so it doesn’t really count,

It's not your fault you were tricked!

It doesn't count I promise!

It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember

I'm still straight if I was tricked right??

If you're both alone on valentines, it doesn't count!

It doesn't count if it's just the tip, bud!

Doesnt count to pay off a debt

I was tricked!

It can't count at all!

It doesn't Count if you can only see the Cock...

Everyone knows face fucks don't really count ;)