original post: https://redd.it/y9sex7
It doesn't count I promise!
stillstraightcaptions by Mindless_Pumpdump
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[F] Does this count as extra credit? I promise I'm a good girl
I promise you're still straight...
It doesn't count if you were too drunk to remember
You were tricked so it doesn't count!
It doesn't count if it's just the tip, bud!
I promise it's true, bud.
I promise, I can count to 100!
I needed the money bad, I promise I’m not gay!
It doesn't Count if you can only see the Cock...
Husband couldn't keep count of how many orgasms his wife had
Everyone knows face fucks don't really count ;)