You finally got up the nerve to ask out your crush, and to your

Your father fucks your girlfriend secretly behind a tree. The

She said have your pick daddy. But I need to make an informed

Told my gay bro my girl wouldn’t suck me off, he said to come

She said her hubby wouldn’t be home for another 30min !!

I said have your pick daddy. But I need to make an informed decision

I met someone at the gym who said they went to high school with

They said nutrition is important so I pick my food based on healthy

Asian gf went on a date with a white man. She called me to pick

Remember when I said I'd bang your mom? Now Pick up that camera

He said if I pick it he’ll hang me up

I bent over and said, Pick a hole. Which hole would you fuck