Where should I take my seat first

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

Can I take a seat on your face?

I need a comfy seat

I need a seat, any volunteers?

Could I use your face as a seat

Do you have a comfy seat for me?

I think your face would make the perfect seat

I think your face would be a better seat

Your face = my seat :)

Your face = my seat

I think your face will be a better seat