May I take a seat on your face good sir?

May I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks to be suitable for a seat.

Your face as a seat. Yes or no?

I could really use your face as my personal seat right now

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

Can I take a seat on your face?

Could I use your face as a seat

I think your face would make the perfect seat

Your face = my seat :)

Your face = my seat

I think your face will be a better seat