Lucky at cards, unlucky in love

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…

But they don’t know that we know they know we know

To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day

Houston, we have a problem

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are

Cooking alone…

Flirting with the camera… and maybe with you too

When life gives you titties, squeeze them

Can I bounce on you next?

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I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair