They both notice that you walked in on them but neither of them

You are at work, thinking to yourself "I am the luckiest man

Your neighbors complain about all the noise you and your wife

She said she couldn't make it to dinner with you, because she

Your long-distance girlfriend forgot to end the video call you

Your girl made a little video for you when she was out "with

The moment she realized what she has been missing out on by being

Look at your little sister and all the fun she is having and

You walk in on her getting absolutely used by all your friends,

You know she never moans like this when she has you inside her.

It's not every day that your brothers visit you, so you let them

When your father asks your mom how did their son (you) turn into

No matter how many times you offer to pick her up after work,

You are so happy that your girl is best friends with your bestie

If you ever wonder why you are such a porn-addicted beta, look

You wanted to drive her home but she insisted that her friend

You were wondering why your crush has been walking weirdly today,

You beg your new girlfriend endlessly for nudes and she finally

The way she is keeping eye contact with you even when she's being

Your girlfriend has been buying you expensive gifts recently

Your boss made you work overtime again and when you called to

Your petite little girlfriend put on a show for all your friends

You know you aren't the one who she sends these videos to, but

I am so "sorry" that you walked in on us with her. I am sure

You were sick and tired of her fucking other guys behind your

You are home alone jerking off because your girl never treats

Even one huge cock barely satisfies your girl, you think your

You catch mommy being used by someone else but you didn't want

Be honest, sweetie. I know quite a few of you good girls would

Girls' night out huh? Isn't that what she said when she left