One of my favourite videos of my "art"!

This was done very, *very* carefully

Ever get a weird burning sensation, you know, *down below*...

Is this how you use a condom..?

I think I really *nailed* this one

Just got new jewellery and felt like showing it off!

Here's me forking myself a little harder, just for a special

It's heavy, but that's part of the fun...

I tried to get all the cutlery through, but even *I* ran out

I reckon I could make somebody *really* wet with this...