My boyfriend wanted to try new something new in bed. So he asked

Never leave your dyke friend around your "straight" girlfriend.

I'm sorry, hon. I'm not as straight as I appear.

Eating her out better than her boyfriend does [OC]

What a day at your girl's house looks like when you're away.

Honey, don't go out to eat with him. Let's stay home and eat.

You received an incoming message during the night on Skye from

Her asshole belongs to me now.

We went to our local Church and converted her into a lesbian.

Yeah, she's your good girl. But she's my bad girl.

I met your girl at some party and we went upstairs. She dared

Hope you don't mind seeing your girl's perspective of what it

Your "straight" girlfriend owns a pride flag now. 😉

She tastes as good as I imagined.

Your girl told me that she's never been ate out before by a girl.

You shouldn't of hung out with your guy friends earlier today,

She wanted to fuck. So I brought her over to my dorm.

Your girl doesn't try these type of positions with you, does

Silly boy. Don't worry about getting her something for Valentine's

Your girl had complained over and over about how you weren't

She was on her way to come see you. But what you didn't know

Was going down the highway with your girl to go pick a friend

In case you wondered why your bed always smells like pussy whenever

She says I fuck better than her man.

Giving her an extra stroke. Just for you. 😉

Yes, it's Father's Day. But that's not going to prevent me from

I had an appointment with some dude's wife earlier today. He

She claps her hands at you when you two argue. But what you didn't

She's been wanting this for a very long time.

Remain at work while I'm over here giving her the best dick she'll

She invited me in.

She fucked you. Now we wanna fuck each other.

"Yes honey, everything's OK. We're just arguing upstairs," but

Your girl's ass feels so good on my cock.

I volunteered to show your chick how to eat a pair of tits. Only

Fucking your girl fast and rough just the way she likes it. Unfortunately,

You are so disappointing in bed, that your girl has never had

I've been wanting to fuck your girl for quite a while now. Now

Your shower was broken, so your wife went across the way to Katie's....and

"Oh, my fucking godd...keep hitting it just like that!! Just

If you're not going to be more dominant towards your girl. Then

She had the impression that she'd be sucking her boyfriend's

Close up

I know how she likes it.

Your girl can't come to the phone right now.

When you're away from your girl at home, even for the slightest

She no longer serves you. I'm her new master.

Your girl always did give such good head. 😏