I'm so lucky to have such a stupid mom. There is no way I'm not
I spent so much time trying to trick my mom. I'm not holding
Ever since I own half of the fuckin town, I usually wake up,
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Mommy's triple duty
Mom is so stupid, I would be a fool not to take advantage of
Showing my slut-mom who's in charge.
Mom insists we keep on with our movie night every friday
Draining my balls first thing in the morning, that's a true mother's
No more Mr. Nice Guy now that I'm the new man of the house, mom.
The Spoiled Sons Oedipal Order is on the rise !
Mom knows not to mess with the Spoiled Sons Oedipal Order (S.S.O.O.)
Mom is so gullible it's amazing !
My mom insists on bringing me out camping when I told her I'd
Too bad for your reputation, mom. The only after-school activity
Do you think I give a fuck about your position, mom ? Just drain
Taking what's mine !
Mom is so dumb, I would be dumb myself not to take advantage
What goes around always comes around, mom. Now drain my balls,
God it feels so good to be the king !
What goes around always comes around, mom ! Now drain my balls,
When it comes to mommies, the dumber is the better.
