Woke up like this, could defo use a hand

Keep in mind that I’m 8 feet tall, with hands that can palm

After being diagnosed with a terminal illness and spending 6

Got bored in home office - wouldn’t mind a helping hand at

If you’re here it means you’re tired of fucking your tiny

Fuck you out of your mind

Woke up like this

Woke up horny

First word that came to mind?

Hope you don’t mind me sharing

Hope you don’t mind it a bit leaky 😅

It's got a mind of it's own