Dear office crush, since we’ve got Covid under control but

Could I use your face as a chair instead?

I wish the chair was your face instead [r/NSFW_RoughAmerican]

Would you let me use your face as a chair ?

Your face instead of a chair is what I want now

My ass is bored of siting on my desk chair… can sit on your

Wishing this chair was your face instead. I’d put it to good

I want your face instead that chair

Instead of this chair, your face should be there

Can i sit on your face instead of chair

What would you do if I sat on your face instead of a chair on

could you give me your face instead of this chair