Things that make your pants tighter

Does this make your pants a little tighter?

But wait! There's MORE! *Insert smarmy infomercial voice here*

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did I make your pants tighter?

I hope my ass makes your pants a lot tighter

did your pants just get a little tighter? 😋

I should buy less tighter pants… 😇😇

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did this make your pants a little tighter

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Hoping to make your Monday better and your pants tighter