Hey bud, I know you're having a rough time since your gf left

[Reddit] I get dumped by my long term girlfriend…an hour later

Don't forget your bud's cock

Don’t worry bud, nobody will know if your face is covered by

Your crush rejected you again so you called me, your favourite

I'll make you forget all about you cheating girl, bud

I’ve been going so much all I want is cock. I need a bud to

Sometimes, when I get too gooned, I forget that I’m straight

Don’t worry bud just close your eyes and forget all about that

It's all good bud - I'm just really keen to demonstrate why we

Thanks for helping me forget about the breakup bud. Yeah don't

Life is frustrating as a gooner. Always putting on a strong brave