Suck it, sit on it, I don’t care what, but please get it inside

Can I sit on your lap, please?

Can someone sit on it please?

Can I sit on your lap tonight please?

Will you please sit on it?

May I please sit on your lap?👀

May I please sit on your lap?👀

May I please sit on your lap﹖

May i please sit on your lap?

May I please sit on your lap?

Come sit in my lap?

Can you to sit on my lap please?