Trying my new Christmas present an awesome Fucking Machine for

Early Christmas present 😘

i'll be ur christmas present :P

Is it too late to give you a christmas present?

Are you okay with me being your christmas present

here's your early christmas present

My Christmas present for you will be waiting in the bedroom

I have a special Christmas present for you ;)

can i be your christmas present

I want to be your Christmas present this year

Your Christmas present this year is me being too drunk to remember

My asshole is your Christmas present... I'm sure you'll love