I really hope the big present under my tree is the sexy Redditor

Bad carpentry, I hope Santa likes sawdust.

I hope Santa likes eating pussy because I didn’t make any cookies

I never wear bras to the gym. Hope guys don’t get distracted

I love lingerie and stockings, hope you do too

I hope Santa approves.

i'm new here, hope something didn't distracted u

Oh, I'm sorry. I hope I distracted you a little bit

I hope Santa likes my panties.

I hope Santa brings me some more diapers! It would be so embarrassing

I hope this is what you wanted from Santa

Hope my uber driver doesn’t get distracted