Merry Christmas

Wise words from Sir David

I have no words

🤨

Wise morning words of wisdom

Girlfriend Suddenly Did Something Unexpected

3 words 9 letters say it and I’m yours

Sarah, previously David, helping New Users explore

I was channeling David Attenborough, thinking ‘cuteee! Grooming’

I figured since my husband barely and only briefly penetrates

Like I don't feel like accompanying her anymore hahaha

Does this count?