My bully made a bet with my mom that his dick is bigger than

Your sister's boyfriend was such a douchebag. Last Thanksgiving

Not again mom! That's the third time this week you said you would

Your mom’s favorite lazy Sunday activity is getting cum drunk

Looks like your mom is using her strong negotiations skills with

Your mom's ass was so legendarily fat that when your bully finally

Oops.. it looks like mom wandered off and got herself caught

At my backyard party I told my mom not to show up, some of the

You shouldn't have confronted your bully today! Now you walk

I called my mom to tell her that my bully beat me up again today

Mom got drunk again...

Because my bully's our star quarterback, he never gets in trouble.