Fire works, always works

Uhh, That's not how that works.

If it works, it works

Chloroform: works as advertised! [batshit crazy lesbian yandere]

A perfect product always works...

When you say fuck you and it works

It works!

I mean it works

The gas station my friend works at

Not as advertised

Man works up a sweat after cooking

Death works in mysterious ways.