Anybody have a hand to lend?

Anybody want to lend a hand…or a mouth?

Could you be a dear and lend a hand (or any hole of your choice)

Want to lend a hand…or a hole?

Are you going to lend me a helping hand or a tight hole?

Are you going to lend me a helping hand or a tight hole?

Are you going to lend me a helping hand or a tight hole?

Need a gooner to lend a hand or a hole

Are you going to lend me a helping hand or a tight hole?

Anybody down to lend a hand to a 34 y/o UK guy?

Are you going to lend me a helping hand or a tight hole?

Gonna lend me a hand or a tight hole?