Wanna join me for my morning smoke?

Tell me why the bathroom looks like this and smells like crack

need me a two good Crack whores about now

Once the kids are asleep mommy plays...

Brought the kids to the pet store and had to explain this…

Fuck your little torch! Jeff got me a flame thrower! 8 top-round

Mommy of 2 kids, my pussy hasn't had a cunny in a long time

The typical response is damn mommy.. two kids what?? 😜

This kids...is why we don't smoke crack.

Just dropped the kids off you know what time it is

Four kids later…

You've managed to convince Polly to smoke in your hotel room