Mom pays the rent. Landlord and his buddies, as always. She got

Well? Was mom able to get the promotion?

"Always wear nice underwear" --your mom

Mom probably doesn't even know who Zelda is. She's wearing her

Mom tries to explain to the landlord that she's already "paid"

It's not even mom's shift today! What's going on? (artist: Box

Dystopian Story Time! A few years after she was widowed, your

Rent's gone up again so mom's gotta compensate (source:MaryBarrie)

"I just flirted with him as a joke but he sent me flowers and

He'll postpone the rent if your mom sits on an oversized dildo

Mom used to play in a punk rock band, and even at 42 and divorced

Your mom 20 years ago vs. your half-sister now (girls: Sara Swirls,