With Cuntmas fast approaching Civilisation LLP would like to

Christmas must be coming up soon...

Wait, Christmas is coming, not Easter

Christmas is coming

Quickie before Christmas dinner. You coming over for some white

Santa called and said Christmas is coming early this year

christmas is coming 🎄🍑

I know we’re coming up to Christmas, but I still love my spooky

Am I on your wishlist this coming Christmas? 🤭

Happy holidays! My naughty page is under $5 for a limited time.

Santa’s not the only one coming this Christmas… Mrs. Claus

Christmas is coming early this year ;)