I just learned the phrase thigh-slapper but like, as a penis

Laying down. My flaccid dick decided it wanted to poke out in

Thigh slapper softie

I've been told this is what's known as a Thigh Slapper 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

A real thigh slapper

Thigh slapper 😜

Thick thigh slapper

So hung I think I need to strap it to my thigh for stealth

Mid thigh semi

Thigh slapper

I think they call this a “thigh slapper”

I’ll fill you up then send you to work as I drip down your