MRW someone says I can't pull the words "Fuck You" from the title

MRW we're playing "finish the sentence" and someone says "salt

MRW my JObud says, “Kiss my ass”

MRW someone says that celebrity endorsements are meaningless:

MRW - The woman I've been sleeping with says she doesn't have

MRW I’m new to the pornography world and I’ve been shooting

Cor(ule)n DNI // ask me something weird and personal in the comments

Everybody says I should lose weight, are they right?

You’ll never get bored of running errands with me

Her Face Says It All...

When Your Friend Says This You Better Keep Her as Your Friend

My parents are religious so when I got second puberty and I turned