Your face looks like a good place to take a seat

I hope the seat in your face remains free to sit on it

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

May I take a seat or is your face taken already?

may I take a seat on your face?

(F) Imagine using your face as my new seat

I need a seat.. is your face free?

Can I use your face as a seat while I game?

*points to your face* is this seat free? (f)

Can I take a seat on your face

My face is the best seat in the house

I hope you don’t mind if I take a seat right on your face 😘😇