You never felt a worry about your innocent girlfriend going to

Your girlfriend never forgets

Your white girlfriend never forgets to tip her black uber drivers

I didn't know why my girlfriend was so into me today. She did

She's not a bad girlfriend, you just never satisfied her needs.

Looks like your girlfriend told a guy she's cheating on you with

your girlfriend never told you about her fantasies

Your girlfriend told you she'd never cheat on you

Your girlfriend tries to clean up before you get home, but sometimes

You find out why your girlfriend never comes home on her lunch

You never seemed to believe that your girlfriend was faithful,

I wonder why your girlfriend never invites you to the pool parties