How about an Uptowel aka The last thing you see before I sit

I’d love to sit on your face

Last thing you'd see before I sit on your face

I want to sit on someone's face so bad right now

Can I sit on your face, it would make your day better

Need a place to sit, could I borrow your face?

Your face look so comfortable, would you mind if I have a sit?

I wouldn’t ask permission to sit on your face

Could I borrow your face to sit on?

Do you promise to let me borrow your face to sit on

Can I sit on your face [f][m]

Just looking for a place to sit. You wouldn’t happen to have